This is the tee
Ain’t it spiffy?
This is the tee
that’s number three in the Derby

It shows some kind of bomb, this tee
From that movie about ‘Nam, this tee
And someone in a swing, this tee
What that’s signifying, well don’t… ask me

Can you picture this on you?
You look nice in Navy Blue
And you need a new… shirt to… wear, don’t you?
Buy one… buy a few

[obscene Oedipal ad-lib deleted]

This is the tee
Ain’t it spiffy?
This is the tee
that’s number three in the Derby

But I’m not sure this shirt’s
Big enough for Colonel Kurtz
Too small to confine his big soft moobs
But sized just right for shirt dot woot

This is the tee

This shirt was designed by: radiomode, an up-and-coming sensation that the kids are way into. Hey, didn’t radiomode do that Friends Are Forever shirt? Why, yes, radiomode did.

Wear this shirt: into the Heart of Darkness.

Don’t wear this shirt: to either surf or fight. You’ll get it wet, or bloody.

This shirt tells the world: “I love the smell of silkscreening in the morning.”

We call this color: Proceed Up The Nung River In A Navy Blue Patrol Boat

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