PLUTO: UNFRIENDED.

approximately 10 shocking revelations about pluto. #4 may surprise you!! #7 may infuriate you.

1. pluto is where we get the word “plutonic.” as in, “we are just plutonic friends. stop telling people we are married.”

2. its atmosphere smells like freshly baked bread

3. it has no idea whether or not it’s deemed a planet

4. pluto is 60% water but it’s also a gas giant, so. that’s weird

5. scientists discovered empty KFC buckets on pluto

6. pluto is funded entirely by kickstarter

7. seriously it doesn’t care whether it’s a planet. it has no feelings

8. pluto regularly sends hate mail to neil degrasse tyson

9. pluto’s surface is so cold 7-11 uses it as an overstock warehouse for burritos

10. it has 4,000 moons, and they are all named Brenda

11. just to reiterate: it’s only a celestial body. not sentient.

12. pluto is an acronym for "please, let us try ovaltine"

13. its core is pure yolk

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