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Can I Be a Planet Now?

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
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are you happy for pluto

PLUTO: UNFRIENDED.

approximately 10 shocking revelations about pluto. #4 may surprise you!! #7 may infuriate you.

1. pluto is where we get the word “plutonic.” as in, “we are just plutonic friends. stop telling people we are married.”

2. its atmosphere smells like freshly baked bread

3. it has no idea whether or not it’s deemed a planet

4. pluto is 60% water but it’s also a gas giant, so. that’s weird

5. scientists discovered empty KFC buckets on pluto

6. pluto is funded entirely by kickstarter

7. seriously it doesn’t care whether it’s a planet. it has no feelings

8. pluto regularly sends hate mail to neil degrasse tyson

9. pluto’s surface is so cold 7-11 uses it as an overstock warehouse for burritos

10. it has 4,000 moons, and they are all named Brenda

11. just to reiterate: it’s only a celestial body. not sentient.

12. pluto is an acronym for "please, let us try ovaltine"

13. its core is pure yolk

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 1.441s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
tmang

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Can I Be a Planet Now? by ApeLad
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.