Canadian Periodic Table

by RobGlenn

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Put It On, Hoser

Second Place in Derby #34 (Canada), with 530 votes!

Avril Lavigne and ice and everything nice – that’s what Canada is made of. At least, if you go by this periodic breakdown of America’s hat. With everything from Neve Campbell to Nunavut, it comes reasonably close to capturing the multifaceted nature of the nation. We suppose Alex Trebek, D.O.A., universal health care, and lacrosse must be in the table of lanthanides and actinides.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member RobGlenn, who apparently likes his humor the way Canada likes its whiskey: dry.

Wear this shirt: if you like the idea of people crowding really close to you and staring intently at your chest. They’ll have to, to read the tiny print.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Mexico. If they see it, they’ll want us to make one for them, too.

This shirt tells the world: “No, wait, don’t take me hostage! I’m not from the United States! Wait, you’re making a terrible mista-”

We call this color: Heather Gray, Strong And Free.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!