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Candy Corn Cannibalism

by goldfishinapicklejar

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 10 - Oct 11
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 08
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Donner Halloween Party

Second Place in Derby #13, with 632 votes!

Behold, if you dare, the dark side of this ubiquitous confection. In a sadistic touch, the cornthropophagic savages appear to be steaming their unfortunate prey alive. Sounds painful. We don't see what all the fuss is about - candy corn was pretty much the only Halloween candy we had left a week into November.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member and Derby runner-up goldfishinapicklejar, also winner of the Most Evocative Woot Username Award.

Wear this shirt: without pants for a kicky new fall look.

Don't wear this shirt: to the remotest jungles in Papua New Guinea. In their culture, calling someone "candy corn" means certain war between your family and theirs.

This shirt tells the world: "It's a candy corn-eats-candy corn world out there."

We call this color: Cannibalue.

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  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 37% one year old
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  • 90% bought 1
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Candy Corn Cannibalism by goldfishinapicklejar
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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