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Captain Polly Hates Crackers

by DoOomcat

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Brief Clarification

We at Shirt.Woot would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who finds today’s shirt title offensive.

When we decided to name the shirt “Captain Polly Hate Crackers”, naturally we were referring to the captain’s distaste for the baked goods! You know, tiny bready wafers made for dipping or holding spreads and meats! Haven’t you ever heard “Polly wanna cracker?” before? Well that’s what we’re playing off of! ‘Cause, see, the bird is clearly not a parrot, nor does he seem content with spending his life sitting on some pirate captain’s shoulder. So of course he hates the grain-flour-dough-made biscuits commonly known as “crackers”! There’s nothing to get upset over at all!

So to everyone out there who enjoyed the 1984 film Crackers starring Sean Penn, we’re sorry we weren’t more clear. We thought it was an easy connection to make. Next time we’ll know better.

Wear this shirt: when you’re in a fowl mood.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re feeling honky.

This shirt tells the world: “Hoist the mainsail! Batten down the hatches! Tweet the status to our followers!”

We call this color: The Grass Pirate Roberts

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
thesillybanana
Last Wooter to Woot:
aalbatross

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Captain Polly Hates Crackers by DoOomcat
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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