Cartons Of Death

by Reilly Stroope

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Orange You Glad You Didn’t Turn On The Light?

Attend the tale of Reilly Stroope
Put down your baseballs and hula hoop
He’s fond of orchards or so they say
But he stabs little cartons in their juicy brain
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

Orange and grapefruit and lemonade
If they’d box up cherry it’d make his day
His signature curly straw does the deed
And he always recycles the husk that he leaves
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

This shirt was designed by: Oh come now, we’ve already written it four and two half times.

Wear this shirt: to breakfast. An image like this will help cut down on the activist pancakes.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to convince your best friend to give you a lift in his white Bronco.

This shirt tells the world: “No, Mr. Principal, I don’t mind another mandatory parent-teacher conference.”

We call this color: Black Comedy

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!