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Cartons Of Death

by Reilly Stroope

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 20 - Aug 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Orange You Glad You Didn’t Turn On The Light?

Attend the tale of Reilly Stroope
Put down your baseballs and hula hoop
He’s fond of orchards or so they say
But he stabs little cartons in their juicy brain
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

Orange and grapefruit and lemonade
If they’d box up cherry it’d make his day
His signature curly straw does the deed
And he always recycles the husk that he leaves
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

This shirt was designed by: Oh come now, we’ve already written it four and two half times.

Wear this shirt: to breakfast. An image like this will help cut down on the activist pancakes.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to convince your best friend to give you a lift in his white Bronco.

This shirt tells the world: “No, Mr. Principal, I don’t mind another mandatory parent-teacher conference.”

We call this color: Black Comedy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
shultzm
Last Wooter to Woot:
jk016

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Cartons Of Death by Reilly Stroope
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.