I’ll be honest. When the barkeep of the Inn of The Wyvern’s Scream suggested we venture north to the Castle of Nightmares to find our destinies, I had my doubts.

Boy, were we surprised! From the fear-inducing skull-like facade to the maddening labyrinth of corridors within, it seemed like every step was taken to make our time there as difficult and harrowing as possible! This castle was simply packed with evil beings of all types, including orcs and goblins a plenty, trolls by the dozens, even a few mind flayers and drow elf wizards. And our resident rogue had a fantastic time being stymied by locked door after locked door, even with his +1 Lock Picking Tools. Oh, and the acid traps were a marvelous touch. Everyone commented on their nefariousness. Well, everyone except our paladin, Ezith. Poor bastard.

If I had only one complaint, it’s that the dungeon was a little too easy to escape from. Perhaps the dreaded Lord Marmak The Light Destroyer might think about getting something other than gnolls to guard his prisoners. That is, once he’s been released from that Prism of Wonders we sealed him in, anyway.

Wear this shirt: as you recount your many tales of bravery and adventure with the other members of your party around Ye Ole Gaming Table.

Don’t wear this shirt: and roll a one.

This shirt tells the world: “By the Power of…” Whoa. Hold on a sec. I was gonna use that joke for the next bit.

We call this color: Castle Heather Gray Skull

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