You—the young warrior men call Cuddlemuffins—approach. You are quick and strong, Cuddlemuffins. You have trained long and hard. You move with stealth, in silence. You have practiced hours of paw-eye coordination drills with bottle caps and pens. You have mastered the art of escape from any shopping bag, no matter how terrifyingly noisy.

You have climbed to the top of the drapes. You have perfected your killing stroke on many unfortunate insects. You have vomited on my shoes for no apparent reason. At last you are ready.

Rowr! Catfight!

This shirt was designed by: James Cho, who’s designed, like, a jillion of the shirts we’ve sold. Alice Painting Caterpillar and Why Can’t I Fly, Friend? are just two examples.

Wear this shirt: to funky Chinatown

Don’t wear this shirt: to sections of Chinatown from which gentrification has drained most of the funkiness

This shirt tells the world: “Watch out: This kitty’s got kusari-gama.”

We call this color: Asphalt As Lightning

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