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CATffeine

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Don't even talk to me

1st Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 300 votes!

Oh man, don't talk to me before I've had my morning wet food. Seriously, I'm THE WORST if I haven't had my turkey giblet bits in gravy.

And don't talk to me if I haven't taken a dump in a box and spent forty minutes unsuccessfully covering it up. That's, like, my morning routine and I can't be considered legally awake until it's done.

And seriously, don't, don't, DON'T talk to me until after I've knocked these pennies off this end table. Like, I am A DRAG before I knock a bunch of pennies off an end table.

And yeeesh, don't you DARE talk to me if I haven't made a bunch of clicking noises at birds. Man, that's, like, my elixir, you feel me?

And for real, though, DONNNNN'TTTTTT you talk to me until I've slept for like sixteen hours straight on your pile of clean laundry. I need my sleep before I'm really awake. That's a paradox. Us cats, we're all about paradoxes. Just ask that scientist.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 5.003s
First Sucker:
Vilgrom
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter501355710

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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CATffeine by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.