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Caution Octopus’ May Be Larger Than It Appears

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 30 - Jun 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 29
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Enter The Octagon

2nd Place in Derby #18 (Patterns), with 466 votes!

They call them “Nature’s Jalapeño”. They move in packs, called “a raccoon”. They secrete a venom made of fire ants and Nutrasweet. In the night they crawl from the ocean to lobby for outsourcing and higher taxes. They wrote the script for Batman Returns. They push old ladies in front of large American cars. And they hate the color red. Not even Wotan’s magic spear and Freya’s magic twin oxygen tanks stand a chance against them. They are the octocracy. Their time has come.

This shirt was designed by: jamescho84. He’s a derby veteran with wins in the Heat, Light and Superhero Derbies. But if you see one of the 83 guys named jamescho, don’t even make eye contact. It’s not him.

Wear this shirt: All You Can Eat Calamari Night at Waffle House. Scattered, Smothered, Tartared and Diced!

Don’t wear this shirt: On the conveyor belt at the Vanilla Cake Etched With Squid Images factory. It’s an easy mistake to make from a distance, and you might get iced. We’re not gonna be the fall guy when that happens.

This shirt tells the world: “Gentlemen, we must all hang together, or we will assuredly each hang separately.”

We call this color: Lemon8

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 33.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 28% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Caution Octopus’ May Be Larger Than It Appears by jamescho84
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