2nd Place in Derby #18 (Patterns), with 466 votes!

They call them “Nature’s Jalapeño”. They move in packs, called “a raccoon”. They secrete a venom made of fire ants and Nutrasweet. In the night they crawl from the ocean to lobby for outsourcing and higher taxes. They wrote the script for Batman Returns. They push old ladies in front of large American cars. And they hate the color red. Not even Wotan’s magic spear and Freya’s magic twin oxygen tanks stand a chance against them. They are the octocracy. Their time has come.

This shirt was designed by: jamescho84. He’s a derby veteran with wins in the Heat, Light and Superhero Derbies. But if you see one of the 83 guys named jamescho, don’t even make eye contact. It’s not him.

Wear this shirt: All You Can Eat Calamari Night at Waffle House. Scattered, Smothered, Tartared and Diced!

Don’t wear this shirt: On the conveyor belt at the Vanilla Cake Etched With Squid Images factory. It’s an easy mistake to make from a distance, and you might get iced. We’re not gonna be the fall guy when that happens.

This shirt tells the world: “Gentlemen, we must all hang together, or we will assuredly each hang separately.”

We call this color: Lemon8

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