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Celestial Playground

by Amanda Diehl

$19.00 + free shipping
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A light touch

1st place in Derby #249: Astronomy, with 660 votes!

Grasping star systems is WAY harder than you think.

When I first planned to grasp some star systems, I was like “Oh, piece of cake.” I just need to reach in and grasp them as hard as I could, right? WRONG. Turns out that when you do that, they just slip through your fingers! In fact, there seems to be some kind of inverse relationship between tightness of grip and number of star systems grasped.

The trick with barehanded star system grasping is you have to tickle them before you grasp them. I know that might sound silly, but it really works! You just reach down slowly into the vicinity of the most outlying star, and carefully move toward the sensitive underbelly. Then just give a couple of light tickling motions and the whole star system will become docile and easily graspable.

Now, I’m just simple man with cartoonishly pronounced cheekbones. I don’t know a lot about fancy poltical tactics. But I know there’s a lot to be learned from this home-spun anecdote about solar-system tickling.

So please vote for me. I would hate to fall back on any alternative forms of persuasion to convince you.

Wear this shirt: to camouflage yourself against the darkness of the universe.

Don’t wear this shirt: near the location of any hidden rebel bases.

This shirt tells the world: “I just devoured some worlds and boy is my Power Cosmic stuffed.”

We call this color: Blackbody

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Celestial Playground by Amanda Diehl
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