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CENSOR THIS!

by kaseyfleming

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 30 - May 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Lady And The Tin Man

3rd place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 639 votes!

“Madam, please, we must hurry to the human outpost before my metal brothers destroy…”

“It’ll only take a second, Tinothy, GAWD! Some fun-time former hunter-killer YOU are.”

“Sigh. Halting. You have five point seven seconds to heckle the bunny.”

“HA HA, SEE THIS, YOU LONG-EARED FREAK! LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOOOOOOOOK! STICK THAT IN YOUR CARROT HOLE, YOU BEADY-EYED COTTON-BOTTOM!”

“Excellent. Now if you would please…”

“PHBBBBBBBBBBBT! PHBBBT PHBBBBT PHBBBT PHBBBBBBBBBT! Okay, done now.”

“Very good. Please…”

“Phbbt.”

“Right. Shall we continue on, miss?”

Wear this shirt: while you outfit your Roomba with heavy artillery.

Don’t wear this shirt: around someone with automatonophobia.

This shirt tells the world: “Some tech is a wreck and too experimental, but robots are a girl’s best friend.”

We call this color: Asphalt The System

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
mjirasek
Last Wooter to Woot:
qmc0alpha2

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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CENSOR THIS! by kaseyfleming
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.