CENSOR THIS!

by kaseyfleming

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Color Asphalt

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The Lady And The Tin Man

3rd place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 639 votes!

“Madam, please, we must hurry to the human outpost before my metal brothers destroy…”

“It’ll only take a second, Tinothy, GAWD! Some fun-time former hunter-killer YOU are.”

“Sigh. Halting. You have five point seven seconds to heckle the bunny.”

“HA HA, SEE THIS, YOU LONG-EARED FREAK! LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOOOOOOOOK! STICK THAT IN YOUR CARROT HOLE, YOU BEADY-EYED COTTON-BOTTOM!”

“Excellent. Now if you would please…”

“PHBBBBBBBBBBBT! PHBBBT PHBBBBT PHBBBT PHBBBBBBBBBT! Okay, done now.”

“Very good. Please…”

“Phbbt.”

“Right. Shall we continue on, miss?”

Wear this shirt: while you outfit your Roomba with heavy artillery.

Don’t wear this shirt: around someone with automatonophobia.

This shirt tells the world: “Some tech is a wreck and too experimental, but robots are a girl’s best friend.”

We call this color: Asphalt The System

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!