Cephalopedala

by Jillian Nickell

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Baby Blue

Style Tee

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Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
Express - Estimated delivery Feb 25
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High Oct-ane

Pardon me, I’ve no time to stay, I’m late for a very important breakfast meeting.

Yes, I could just hail a crab, but I find a morning constitutional does wonders for my appetite. And I spent so much money finding a professional tuna to make my little bell sound just so, I just can’t let it sit in the garage and rot. Plus it’s a good excuse for me to get in betta shape, and eel the damage I’ve done to my body with all those years of hard living. I’m not as young as I used to be, and I’m already losing my herring from all those years of playing bass, I don’t want to lose my mussel tone as well!

And so, each morning I jump on my bicycle and rush through the streets. No time to play it koi! I just perch on the pedals, skate through the traffic, and say saury when I can. And I’ve never once been late! That’s just what you become when you reach into yourself and find how to do all you candiru. Exercise is good for the body and the sole, you know.

Boy, am I hungry all of a sudden!

Wear this shirt: and imagine he’s singing this and it gets like a whole bunch cooler.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think you can intimidate a Hell’s Angel. Although if you get lucky he might buy you a drink for giving him a good laugh.

This shirt tells the world: “Oct! Du lieber!”

We call this color: Baby Blue Ink

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 3m 54.000s

First Sucker:: ejsnipes

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 3m 54.000s

First Sucker:: ejsnipes

Last Wooter to Woot:: nightowler

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

12% joined today
1% one week old
5% one month old
21% one year old
61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
9%	4%	3%	1%	2%	2%	3%	5%	7%	6%	6%	6%	6%	4%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	5%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	1%	85%	5%	3%	2%	2%

Woots by State

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