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Certain Death

by mekazoo

$19.00 + free shipping
Orange
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 19
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 16
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 22 - Dec 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

2nd place in our Derby 722: Rules!

You can't take it with you?  Not likely there, chief. I'm gonna be buried in a cement sarcophagus with ALL my bling. Just like Frank Reynolds' ex-wife :)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 10.881s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Certain Death by mekazoo
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.