It’s okay! It’s okay! It’s just Frenchy, back from the supply run.

Ah, mon amis, it is time, non? All our work, all our struggle, it’s all come to this. Soon we, a rag-tag band of misfits, shall storm the kitchen window! And one day, they shall sing songs about our bravery! Ah, Aussie Jack, give me some of that spider you’re eating. Mmm, delicious.

All right, my friends, gather round. Here is a map of the… oh, ho ho ho, my friend Cowboy! That was no map, that was your arm! Ho ho ho ho! What a clever joke! Truly, being around such comrades in arms is a rare treat in such a bitter war. Not since that time I lost my tail in a bar fight in North Africa have I felt so enjoyable and alive!

Wear this shirt: to increase your karma, karma, karma.

Don’t wear this shirt: while lying on a red blanket. That’s not how camouflage works at all!

This shirt tells the world: “The terrarium. I can’t believe I’m back in the terrarium.”

We call this color: Olive Them Have Received A Intensive Nine Week Course At Quantico 

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