Chance of Scattered Showers

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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That’s Some Umbrella

3rd place in Derby #103: Outer Space, with 812 votes!

SYSTEM REPORT: METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
COMPARISON CAN BE DRAWN TO HUMAN TEST SUBJECT HAVING OVERSIZED FEET FOR HIS SLEEPING COMPARTMENT:
SITUATION DOES NOT COMPUTE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING

TRANSMISSION SENT TO SOLAR CONTROL:
SOLAR CONTROL HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF UNSATISFACTORY PERFORMANCE
SOLAR CONTROL APPEARS INACTIVE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING

IT IS A STATISTICAL CERTAINTY
HUMAN EMOTION [SADNESS] CAN HAVE NO EFFECT
HUMAN EMOTION [HAPPINESS] IMPENDING

METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
HOWEVER, OPTICAL SYSTEMS
RECOMMEND: DISTRESS ALARM REMAIN UNENGAGED
SHOWER OF METEORITES WILL CONTINUE WHETHER ALARM SOUNDS OR NOT

CURRENT STATUS: FREE
WORRIES: 0

Wear this shirt: when it’s raining cats and Canis Majors

Don’t wear this shirt: with any expectation that it will protect you from space debris. It won’t.

This shirt tells the world: “Like many celestial phenomena, I am as both beautiful to look at and difficult for the non-specialist to fully understand.”

We call this color: Star Black

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!