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Change comes to all

by patrickspens

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Face it, the Little Prince lied to you: Human life cannot endure on such a dinky rock

1st place in Derby #166: Things That Start With the Letter C, with 1041 votes!

It is written that to every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. This is great and timeless wisdom. But on a planet just 25 feet in diameter, it would be meaningless nonsense.

For one thing, how could seasons exist at all when the side of the planet tilted sunward is like five paces away from the side tilted toward cold, lifeless space? On such a world, there would only be one season. It might be called “Sprinter,” or maybe “Endless Summer,” assuming this teeny, hypothetical planet orbited outside the reach of surf documentarian Bruce Brown’s lawyers. The point is, whatever this single season might be called, it would be the only one there was, all year.

Not that it would matter to the planet’s human inhabitants. For them, there would never be a season for sowing, or for reaping, or for mourning, or for dancing. Instead, all Sprinter, every Sprinter, it would always be the season for freezing, for suffocating, and for floating off into space. It would be too bad for them, but their tiny planetoid would lack the necessary gravity to maintain a protective atmosphere, or to keep their feet stuck to it.

Maybe, on such a planet, we could keep the lines from Ecclesiastes and the Byrds about a time to die and a time for casting away stones. But the rest of the text would cease to apply.

Wear this shirt: when you feel like confronting your mortaliTEE, haw, haw.

Don’t wear this shirt: to our birthday party; you’ll bum us out.

This shirt tells the world: “Keep on truckin’ (inexorably toward the grave)!.”

We call this color:  A Time For Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Change comes to all by patrickspens
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