Second Place finisher in Derby #10, with 686 votes!

While we are constitutionally unable to cheer on their hapless North Side ballclub, we'll grant that Chicago's got a lot of other things going for it. Here we see one of the best skylines on this or any other continent rendered in 8 lifelike bits. Tetradical!

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member fackoph, who we'll assume is named something like Paul Herman Facko. After all, an esteemed Derby runner-up wouldn't do something cheap like try to slip some phonetic profanity past our censors.

Wear this shirt: anywhere but Chicago, unless you want to look like some bumpkin tourist just off the bus from St. Louis.

Don't wear this shirt: more than a couple of times without washing it, especially if you're going to be squeezed in next to us on the El.

This shirt tells the world: "Rome wasn't built in a day, but I can build Chicago in three minutes."

We call this color: 11th-Level Asphalt.

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