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Childish Side of the Moon

by Brandon Ortwein

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Greatest Gift Of All: Solvency

Listen, we need someone to buy a shirt today or we're broke.

So we keep our books pretty straight here at Woot. Dot every i, cross every t -- all that. But it turns out that, when projecting our annual revenue, we forgot that nobody buys anything on Christmas day. Whoops.

So all the fancy new office space, monkey-slinging catapults, and mutant-creating acids that we bought on the assumption of huge sale on December 25th might have been a mistake. We could go bankrupt.

But here's the thing: If even a single customer buys a single thing today, we'll be in the black. It doesn't need to be anything fancy, like whatever they've got on Tech.Woot; it could be as cheap as a t-shirt. As cheap as this t-shirt, in fact…

So we really just need somebody to step up, take one for the team, and buy something on Christmas. Buy this crayon/Floyd shirt, and we'll owe you big time.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 43.663s
First Sucker:
JLoose
Last Wooter to Woot:
beccapecca

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Childish Side of the Moon by Brandon Ortwein
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.