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Chimpanzee Robusto

by Lawrence Quigley

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 28 - Jan 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 26
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You'll Stunt Your Evolution

Add another chimp to the Woot pantheon. Quieter than our Screaming Monkey, more bipedal than the Sea Chimp, and even more hedonistic than Dr. Hercules, this chimp-who-shall-remain-nameless enjoys a good cigar, and he'll be damned if he lets a bunch of human scientists take that away from him. From his Shemp Howard-like center part to his George Burnsian stogie, this tobacco-loving primate proves that bad habits aren't confined to the human species.

This shirt was designed by: Brooklyn painter/drawer Lawrence Quigley, as part of diptych entitled "evolving on a shoestring." Along with other work by LQ, it'll be hanging at NYC's Gallery on Dean until Sept. 12. Warns Quigley: "If I see any wooters wearing the shirt I will autograph it, whether they want me to or not."

Wear this shirt to:
encourage chimpanzees to smoke, so they die off before they evolve beyond the human race and enslave us on their vast banana plantations.

Don’t wear this shirt to: a veterinary lung cancer ward, if anything like that exists.

This shirt tells the world: "I like my chimpanzees the way I like my crack rocks: yellow and smoking."

We call this color: Yellow, But Not Like A Banana, More Like A Lemon.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Chimpanzee Robusto by Lawrence Quigley
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.