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Choke Hazard

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

Style Tee

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 8
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That's what I call MICROMANAGEMENT!

Allow me to clear my throat.

Tips and Guidelines: FOR YOUR SAFETY

-Beware carbon freezing! Just in general, really.

-In the event of central air shaft malfunction: Vibrate, panic, and prepare for epiphany.

-[COMPANY] cannot be held responsible for blizzard conditions. If you are chilly, one deceased tauntaun is permitted.

-Friendship leaves you vulnerable. [COMPANY] urges you to refrain from personal relationships.

-Unattended androids will be scrapped for parts.

-Submit all ideas, big or small. Size matters not.

-Have fun!

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!