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Choke Hazard

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 24 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

That's what I call MICROMANAGEMENT!

Allow me to clear my throat.

Tips and Guidelines: FOR YOUR SAFETY

-Beware carbon freezing! Just in general, really.

-In the event of central air shaft malfunction: Vibrate, panic, and prepare for epiphany.

-[COMPANY] cannot be held responsible for blizzard conditions. If you are chilly, one deceased tauntaun is permitted.

-Friendship leaves you vulnerable. [COMPANY] urges you to refrain from personal relationships.

-Unattended androids will be scrapped for parts.

-Submit all ideas, big or small. Size matters not.

-Have fun!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 12.444s
First Sucker:
kiwiprieta
Last Wooter to Woot:
chpizzi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

66%
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Choke Hazard by fishbiscuit5
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.