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Circuit Dragon

by toe2254

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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+8 Vs Toplessness

Yeah, we know. You think it just looks cool. But one day you’re gonna be there at the bus station and forget you have it on and there’ll be a tap on your left shoulder. And standing behind you will be a guy dressed like Iron Fist, only he’ll be holding three sheets of paper and a mechanical pencil. And when that happens, you’ll either have to design a circuit… or die.

A shirt like this isn’t about fashion. It’s a sign. It’s a message to the world that you’ve seen some things, you’ve done some other things, and you’ve lived through a third kind of thing that would make most people wet their pants and run shrieking back to their mother after a brief stop at a Crate And Barrel to buy a heavy comforter under which, after a few brief hellos with the family, they plan to hide.

So don’t just buy this shirt because you think it looks great. Buy it because you know you deserve it. And never dishonor it with mustard or cranberry juice. That would shame us all.

This shirt was designed by: toe2254. He’s actually William Densmore from Milton, Florida, which is exactly the sort of place where you’d expect the people to have 2,254 toes. He also became an artist after working as a cook at Pizza Inn, which is sort of like how World War One shaped Picasso except no one at a Pizza Inn ever spoke French. Well done, William!

Wear this shirt: if you work anywhere in the multi-billion dollar tech industry. That’s probably a big enough market, right?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work in Fort Knox. There are like five different reasons you should notice right away. And if you don’t, you probably don’t work for Fort Knox.

This shirt tells the world: “Trolling is really a type of martial art if you think about it.”

We call this color: My American Cousin, The Chocodile, Is Full Of Creme

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
Dreamwolf

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Circuit Dragon by toe2254
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