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Civic Duty Dance

by dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 30 - Jul 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Funky Presidents

Third Place in Derby #25 (Citizenship), with 316 votes!

Said I came down here with my whole crew
G-Dog, Teddy, Ol’ Dirty Abe too
To bust our fresh moves for all y’all
Across the whole entire length of the National Mall
‘Cause we hot like jalapeño, cool like ranch
And our posse is known as the Executive Branch
We can veto legislation, or pardon a thief
And we’re the military commanders-in-chief
You know we govern well so you’re well governmented
And we can do the robot ‘fore a robot’s invented
Yeah, we’ll rock the Republic before we’re done
Or my name is not DJ Jazzy Jefferson
WHAT

This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, riding a hot Derby-winning streak that shows no sign of cooling. Seriously, who spiked dekonstruct’s Grape Nuts alluvasudden?

 

Wear this shirt: if you’re at least 35 years old, a natural born citizen of the United States, and have resided in the U.S. for at least 14 years.

Don’t wear this shirt: on Judiciary turf.

This shirt tells the world: “Rushmore, Smushmore; I’ll make my monument to great Presidents out of 100% pure Electric Boogaloo, thank you very much.”

We call this color: Asph-alternate History

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
jmblya
Last Wooter to Woot:
iowahawx

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Civic Duty Dance by dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.