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Civilized Addiction

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
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So Judgmental

3rd Place in Derby #277: Caffeine, Guest Editor wootiewooterson's pick!

Bob has a problem. For the last 12 years he's been hopelessly addicted to stimulants. He's so far gone he cannot seem to function without his fix. The withdrawal pains are excruciating for him: headaches, tremors, disjointed thoughts, and increased sensitivity make it nearly impossible to quit cold turkey.

Bob's addiction has become so severe that he is using at work. A hit is relatively cheap, anywhere from $2 to $5, depending on the quality, yet a larger and larger portion of his money goes towards getting high as he builds a tolerance to its effects. Bob's family is either unaware or in denial, stating that he "seems to keep it together" and "doesn't do as much as some people."

Their avoidance of the issue staring them in the face only hurts Bob, as it undermines any motivation he might have to quit.

But it's only caffeine, so society's cool with it.

Wear this shirt: While sipping tea with your pinky out.

Don't wear this shirt: To your AA meeting.

This shirt tells the world: "You expect me to drink coffee or soda like some kind of pleb?"

We call this color: Caff-aholics Anavymous

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 38.665s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Civilized Addiction by kevlar51
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