When last we left our intrepid hero, Johann “The Yodeler” Johannson, he was just about to inform his Swiss countrymen of impending doom through the power of song when an unfortunate misstep sent him tumbling from the summit…

Must… hang on… I’ve got to pull myself up and warn the other yodelers of Smarmy McGee’s nefarious plan to destroy our mountains. If I can just find… the strength…

GAH! It’s no use! I’m just not strong enough. This could be… the end…

Meeeeeeya! Meh-YAAAAH!

WAIT! What’s that sound coming from below?

Meh-YAAAAAH!

Yes! A small group of Ibex! Perhaps they could assist me! If I could just focus my powers… if I can just call out to them…

♫ Goat-el-ay-EEE-OOOooo! ♫

Meh-yaaaah?

♫ Goat-el-ay-EEE-OOOOOOOOO! ♫

MeH-YAAAAAHH!

It’s working! TO ME, MY FURRY COMPATRIOTS! Quickly, before my fingers slip off… the edge…

Will the wild goats of the Alps make it to Johann in time? And what of Smarmy McGee’s plans to level his mountain home? Tune in next week!

Wear this shirt: when you’re on the precipice of finishing your symphony.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re afraid of musical heights.

This shirt tells the world: “The hills are alive with the sound of HELLLLLLLP MEEEEEE!”

We call this color: Heather Gray Mountain’s Majesty

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