Roger Fauxpas didn’t know what he was looking for. That’s when he found…life.

“Who messed up my files with all these Sudoku puzzles clipped out of the paper? Fauxpas, you’re fired!”

“Please, darling, I was so wrong to leave you. Please, take me back and I promise -”

“Oh, hi, Roger. This is Dax. I’ve been meaning to introduce you guys.”

“You, my friend, need a break. I’ve got the perfect idea. Wrap your fins around this.”

“Virgin Islands Dive Vacation? Yeah…yeah, sure! Why not?”

“Now, I would nuh be a good guide if I an’ I din’ warn you, mon: bewauh de raptcha of de deep. Men say dem see tings doan deah…beautifahl tings… Mek a man wan’ rahn awee to dem.”

“Wow… it’s real! It’s real!”

“Welcome, four-limbed air-breather. On behalf of the people, fish, molluscs, sponges, and echinoderms of Cloral, let me welcome you – what’s the matter, you never seen a welcome wagon with eight legs before?”

Wear this shirt: if you’re coming to theaters summer 2010.

Don’t wear this shirt: you know, we’ve been doing our best to come up with a Cloral/Cloris Leachman joke here. Can you guys take it from here? Thanks.

This shirt tells the world: “Depressed in the sea! Depressed in the sea! Disturbed emotionally down where it’s ocean-y, quit smiling at me! I’m in an old-fashioned diving suit, I’m for sale on Shirt.Woot, how can you blame me for my sense of shame? I’m depressed in the sea.”

We Call This Color: Contrary To What The Name Seems To Imply, Marine Biology Is More Useful In The Navy.

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