Close Encounters of the 2-D Kind

by Jack31081

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Space: The Flattened Frontier

First Place in Derby #12 with 737 votes!

On the evening of October 19, Earl Wayne Earlwayne of Goshen, IN says he was abducted by ethereal, glowing, very skinny beings from another galaxy. "It was the damnedest thing," he says. "From one angle they looked like big, scary aliens - but when I looked at them from the side, they almost disappeared. They seemed harmless enough, almost cute, but I got the sense they were some kind of invasion force. I'm just glad they couldn't figure out how to probe me."

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Jack31081, finally taking the top Derby prize after impressive runs in past Derbies. He's also the proud designer of GI Metro, info-graphics at its best and grossest.

Wear this shirt: to your day job down at the missile command.

Don't wear this shirt: into combat, on moon patrol, into crystal castles, or anywhere else you might encounter pitfalls.

This shirt tells the world: "The yars will be avenged!"

We call this color: The Infinite Blackness of Space Invaders.

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