The skull has long been a reminder of how we value life. Don’t believe me? What’s the first thing you’d do if you saw three skulls hovering at you? That’s right, you’d run like you were the Doom marine with no ammo. No, don’t be an internet tough guy, you know you would. Skulls have that effect on people, especially when they have flowers for eyes and webby foreheads. And don’t even get me started about those colorful forcefields.

This shirt was designed by: MJ & Dana Paskiewicz. MJ is a regular contributor who brought us Loved By The Sea and Sore Thumbs and also runs Compete-Tee-Tion.Dana Paskiewicz is a tattoo artist.

Wear this shirt: if you’re headed to DC Comics to pitch a new version of Braniac. Subliminals are how Grant Morrison got where he is today!

Don’t wear this shirt: standing near the window of an abandoned house lit only by blacklight. All it takes is one elementary school kid to see you and pow, you’re the guy with a haunted house. Your reputation might never recover.

This shirt tells the world: “I have what it takes to get a head in this world. In fact, I have three times what it takes!”

We call this color: Black Death.

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