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Code Master

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24
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Programming is easy

1st place in Derby #448: Code Warriors with 174 votes!

You wake up and find that the cat, sometime in the night, has slept on your keyboard and inadvertantly written an app that will change the world. What it's for does not matter. Point is, this is big. So you copyright it and pitch it to investors, and holy crap, they're fighting each other to fund the thing. Literally, fighting. Like, at the presentation one potential investor straight up punches another potential investor in the face. A few potential investors are hospitalized in the ensuing melee. This isn't a bad thing. In fact, it leaks to the press, and so your app gets even more attention. And what's even better: it lives up to the hype. You make a fortune. Everyone thinks you're the greatest programmer of the mobile era.

And therein lies the problem: you don't know a thing about programming. And now people are knocking on your door and asking you to speak at conferences, trying to get you to do some consulting work, all that stuff. They're pretty much throwing suitcases of money at you, but what are you supposed to do? You can't help anyone with programming. In fact, back before the app, you had to hire a college kid just to make the Wordpress site for your house and pet sitting service. Which brings up another moral dilemma: the cat that sat on the keyboard and created your app doesn't even belong to you. You're a millionaire and you can't point to a single thing you've actually done yourself.

But now it's a year later. People want to know what you have planned for the app, what new features they might expect in the update. Update? Yes, update. Well, how the heck are you going to roll that out? You can't hire a team. If someone finds out you were such a hack, you'll everything. So you do the only thing you can do. You go back to the cat's house - well, the owner of the cat's house - and ask to spend the night. The guy seems a bit put off at first, but when you take out the wad of bills, he complies, sets you up in the guest bedroom. You leave your laptop open again, just like before, and in the middle of the night, you hear the cat come in, make its way up onto the desk. What's it going to do? Is this the salvation you hoped for? Or will you wake to find a screen filled with incomprehensible nothing, just random letters and numbers stretchingg across a document?

You'll just have to wait until morning to find out.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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