And Don’t Get Us Started About Hardware
There’s often lots of fumin’/And battle lines get drawn/It’s because we’re only human/But what’s really going on?
Well, Apple looks quite nice but everything inside is quirky.
And plus the users tend to be defensive and quite jerky.
Ubuntu has a lot to give and usually runs fine,
But they’ve never even met someone in graphical design.
And Debian, sweet Debian, it really does a lot!
As long as you already think like the designers thought,
But skyOS? Let’s face it, that’s here just to be a letter.
And chromeOS? You really think that Google should be bigger?
Solaris has some street cred, but requires education,
So no one’s really going to bother besides some big corporation.
And finally, good ol’ Windows, about which we would write,
But our system found new updates and rebooted in the night.
Let’s face it, every OS just meets someone else’s needs.
And no one cares for you and me, they just want to succeed.
And we’re not gonna write one, so we’re stuck inside their haze.
It’s sad we can’t accept it, they just suck in different ways.
Wear this shirt: to conferences. Lots of conferences. And when people ask where you got it, DON’T PLAY COY. “WELL, I KNOW A LITTLE PLACE DOT DOT DOT” IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY! WE WANT OUR SHARE OF THAT SWEET NERD MONEY! OUR CHILDREN NEED MILK AND BREAD! So please just tell them to come here and buy one, okay? Okay.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re applying for a job at the SCO Group. They’re probably still a little touchy about, well, everything on that list.
This shirt tells the world: “You know what? I’m comfortable with who I am and what I do.”
We call this color: Royal Blue Screen Of Death
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