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Coffee Man

by Joshua Kemble & Joshua Patterson

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Don’t Call Him Mr. Coffee

“Boy, Timmy, I sure do get sleepy and slow doing all these TPS reports for a boss that doesn’t appreciate me.”

“Me too, Sally. And being out all night drinking away the mental anguish that comes with wasting my life away at a job I hate but have to keep because I fear prolonged unemployment in the current economical climate is really dragging me down! What can we do?”

“Gosh, I don’t know, Jimmy. If only there was a way to work faster and be more awake while simultaneously taking on all the responsibilities left behind by laid-off coworkers in an effort to keep our jobs! Wait a second. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I sure am, Sally! In fact, I’ve heard Bob in Accounts Receivable knows a guy that can help! One phone call and we’ll be riding the white pony in no time!”

“Um, I was actually thinking we could just, you know, call out for Coffee Man to show up or something.”

“Oh. Well. That could work too, I guess.”

Wear this shirt: and just let the nostalgia of your co-opted youth wash over you.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Brazilian politician’s daughter who’s been accused of drinking water.

This shirt tells the world: “Energy drinks? I’ve got the original energy drink right here.”

We call this color: Morning Cup Of Baby Blue

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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