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coffee stain cats

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Cattè Mocha

2nd place in Derby #166: Things That Start With the Letter C, with 1040 votes!

It’s killing me to do this, my pretties. But the Health Department says I have to get rid of you. I know, I know, the nanny state strikes again. They can talk all they want about toxoplasmosis, but who’s going to protect me from a broken heart?

Anyway, goodbye and I’ll always love you all. Goliath, you make sure your little sister stays off of the radiator. Twinkle, remember, just because you’re declawed doesn’t mean you’re any less of a cat. Beyonce, stay fierce. The rest of you – Fats, Calcutta, Bit O’ Honey, Iggy, Izzy, Ozzie, Gumdrop, Jackboot, Frasier Crane – when you get to your new homes, remember to spray your territory. Your new owners might own you, but they don’t own you.

As for me, I’ll be keeping a brood of coffee-stain cats from now on. They don’t cuddle or purr or play with string. But my love is no match for the power of the Health Department.

Wear this shirt: without bothering to launder it. New stains will only add to the verisimilitude.

Don’t wear this shirt: into a coffeeshop, lest people start setting their drinks on your chest.

This shirt tells the world: “I can has triple grande caramel macchiato?”

We call this color: Coffee with Creme.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.000s
First Sucker:
jpainley
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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coffee stain cats by fishbiscuit5
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.