Editors’ Choice Week: designs that may not have won a Derby, but did win a place in our hearts. Awwww.

OK, you big nerd. Let’s have it. Point out how the various items aren’t really to scale, how there’s no way that cruise ship is six times longer than that whale. Tattle about how we switched the shirt color from the original yellow to cream, thereby squashing the artistic freedom of a generation. Whine about how choosing multi-Derby winner James Cho makes a mockery of the whole “Editors’ Choice” idea. Whatever makes you look big in front of your forum buddies. But get this: we still run the show around here, see? It’d be a real shame if you somehow got mixed up in a batch of t-shirt ink. We’re just saying, accidents happen. We’re just saying.

This shirt was designed by: the ubiquitous James “Diamond Jim” Cho, whose work has appeared more often on Shirt.Woot than anyone else’s. This time, it’s our fault.

Wear this shirt: to plant subtle suggestions in the minds of potential mates.

Don’t wear this shirt: around the so-called “9/11 Truth” crowd, unless you’re interested in learning how there’s no way structural steel could support a building designed like that, and how eyewitness reports indicate that there must have been at least three blue whales present that day, and how suspicious it is that you don’t see any Israelis in the picture.

This shirt tells the world: “Graphs can be fun! Right? Right? Anybody?”

We call this color: Comparisons ‘n’ Cream.

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