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Comparative Diagram: Size

by James "Diamond Jim" Cho

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No Cruise Ships Were Harmed In The Making Of This Diagram

Editors’ Choice Week: designs that may not have won a Derby, but did win a place in our hearts. Awwww.

OK, you big nerd. Let’s have it. Point out how the various items aren’t really to scale, how there’s no way that cruise ship is six times longer than that whale. Tattle about how we switched the shirt color from the original yellow to cream, thereby squashing the artistic freedom of a generation. Whine about how choosing multi-Derby winner James Cho makes a mockery of the whole “Editors’ Choice” idea. Whatever makes you look big in front of your forum buddies. But get this: we still run the show around here, see? It’d be a real shame if you somehow got mixed up in a batch of t-shirt ink. We’re just saying, accidents happen. We’re just saying.

This shirt was designed by: the ubiquitous James “Diamond Jim” Cho, whose work has appeared more often on Shirt.Woot than anyone else’s. This time, it’s our fault.

Wear this shirt: to plant subtle suggestions in the minds of potential mates.

Don’t wear this shirt: around the so-called “9/11 Truth” crowd, unless you’re interested in learning how there’s no way structural steel could support a building designed like that, and how eyewitness reports indicate that there must have been at least three blue whales present that day, and how suspicious it is that you don’t see any Israelis in the picture.

This shirt tells the world: “Graphs can be fun! Right? Right? Anybody?”

We call this color: Comparisons ‘n’ Cream.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 52% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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