Comparing Apples to Oranges

by jasneko

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Color Kelly Green

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Apples and Oranges for a Better America!

Breaking: long standing political rivals, Apple and Orange have agreed to put their differences aside.

In an attempt to solve the country’s current economic woes, Apple and Orange have agreed to sit down and genuinely work on a plan that will please members of both parties.

Despite their seemingly sincere desire to compromise, many pundits remain skeptical. Who can forget earlier this year when Apple remarked that Orange was the “bitter old tart of the political world”? Or when Apple stated that his opponent ”...would love to squeeze every last drop of wealth out of the American people with his proposed tax hikes”? Orange, meanwhile, has been no less vocal. After Apple effectively crushed the Healthcare Reform Initiative, Orange told the media, “An apple today, certainly kept the doctors away… from treating patients in need!”

Still, if they hold true to their promise, it could provide the turning point that the United States desperately need to make the current economic crisis a thing of the past. More on this as it develops.

Wear this shirt: while you peel out of the parking lot in your convertible.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you didn’t pick it yourself.

This shirt tells the world: “I see all things for what they are: delicious.”

We call this color: Kelly Green Machine… get it? It’s like that smoothie!!!

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This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 1.000s

First Sucker:: jg5985

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 1.000s

First Sucker:: jg5985

Last Wooter to Woot:: Bliccablicca

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

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5% joined today
1% one week old
4% one month old
23% one year old
66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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spilzer miraculously compares this shirt to Macintosh computers...
7:11 PM, 9/5/2011
godmadesky hopes no one forgets the deliciousness of JUICE.
2:52 AM, 9/6/2011
calanthium sites a love song about the duo, from Al Stewart.
7:52 PM, 9/5/2011
bluejester isn't much of an Orange fan...
7:13 PM, 9/5/2011
Medicfrost knows these guys looked familiar, "I think saw these guys on the waistband of my underwear."
7:11 PM, 9/5/2011
pharmacide claims, "I wouldn't discriminate. They'd both get eaten. How's that for equal fruit rights?"
7:07 PM, 9/5/2011
rlfvortex somehow says, "reminds me of that movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding"
7:04 PM, 9/5/2011
[ARTIST] jasneko says, "Wow! I'm honored - thank you so much Woot Editors!"
7:39 PM, 9/5/2011
parrotworks is unsure, "I'm not sure what the peel of this design is."
7:11 PM, 9/5/2011
SecretAgentWoman gives us a poem that would make Raffi proud.
7:10 PM, 9/5/2011
greyfade invokes science.
4:48 AM, 9/6/2011
kinkajou1015 is confused, "Can we just dip them in chocolate and eat them already?"
8:28 PM, 9/5/2011
tylerhanson doesn't care, "My vote is still for Bananna."
12:33 AM, 9/6/2011
laughalot gives a classic banana knock-knock joke.
7:07 PM, 9/5/2011
DianaSprinkle points out, "One's a-peeling and the other is sweet to the core?"
7:05 PM, 9/5/2011

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