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COMPOSE!

by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Nemesisterhood Of The Fancy Velvet Pants

Do you have the time and energy it takes to foster a life-long feud? 

So you're thinking about getting a nemesis. That's great! Nemeses can be valuable, life-long companions. But they're not for everyone -- they require a lot of commitment and attention. So before running out and picking a nemesis, make sure you're ready.

First, don't get a nemesis who is the world's greatest at whatever you are going to compete over. A lot of people think they're up to the competition, but losing to your nemesis time after time after time can be awfully dispiriting. Pick an opponent who's at your level or just below.

Second, make sure your nemesis isn't actually a long-lost close relation. You don't want to get halfway through your nemesisdom, only to have one of those embarrassing Luke Skywalker or Oedipus moments. Do your research!

Finally, it's usually smart to pick out a lifelong enemy who is the same sex as yourself. Why? Because you'll almost certainly end up kissing them at the height of your conflict, and that spoils everything.

If you've thought long and hard about it, and still think you're ready: Congratulations! You're about to embark on a lifelong adventure of enmity! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 32.663s
First Sucker:
Snarfalater
Last Wooter to Woot:
bquaresma

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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COMPOSE! by riffmaster18
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.