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Computer Mice

by sekiyoku

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

What Kind Of Animal Is A Trackpad

1st place in Derby #118: Visual Puns, with 1296 votes!

Imagine how different the world might have been. If someone looked at the external control device and said “Hey, that looks like an eggplant!” Because, you know, the early ones, they kind of did look like an eggplant. If you squint a little. Well, sure, by the time you saw one they didn’t. We’re talking about the early ones.

Imagine if that external control device had been an eggplant. Why, shirts like this wouldn’t exist! And we’d be in a world where adorable mice were still vermin, while eggplants were looked at as cool. Nerds would order the Eggplant Parmesan and smile a secret smile. Old people would say “Eggplant? It looks more like a zucchini!” and then wonder why no one was laughing. And worst of all, millions of adorable little easy-to-make jokes would be lost, because who ever tried to draw an adorable cartoon eggplant?

So thank heavens things worked out the way that they did.

Wear this shirt: to really bother the farmer’s wife. She’s such a luddite.

Don’t wear this shirt: to see the Nutcracker. They’ll make you sit in the visiting team seats and those suck.

This shirt tells the world: “If you make a CueCat joke I swear to God I will find one and beat you to death with it. REAL DEATH.”

We call this color: When You See Them On Asphalt They Get Called Rats

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
bakmah
Last Wooter to Woot:
Kardon86

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Computer Mice by sekiyoku
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