Concrete Cityscape

by killopo

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"Hey, Ya'll, Watch Me Hit This Presidental Button Right Here": The Aftermath

Third Place finisher in Derby #10, with 537 votes!

This hauntingly stark landscape is full of the sort of desperation that evokes deep feelings of longing in the beautiful young people of today. Imagine whispering your final words of passion into a pair of trauma-scarred ears and feeling a soft breeze, pregnant with the dust made from your loved ones, wash over you, as your partner leans in to share a first and only kiss on the torn mattress you found, spied upon by a patient cat who hopes to use you for the current night's bed and/or dinner. Why, it's practically a David Bowie song.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member killopo, whose Autumn Breeze also placed third in Derby #9. If he were currently in junior high, this sort of thing would get him sent to the office and put on medication to correct his dangerous tendencies.

Wear this shirt: to a party on the night you know the whole world will come crashing down. But wear it under a sweater or something so that when everyone else is all dirty you'll look awesome climbing over the rubble in the hazy sunrise. And put a few extra pairs of socks in your bag, you'll thank me when you have dry socks after three days of walking.

Don't wear this shirt: to Easter services at the local church. I mean, honestly. Show a little respect and put on a coat and tie. Don't slouch. If you're good maybe we'll stop at McDonalds after.

This shirt tells the world: "I probably have a cigarette if you really need to bum one."

We call this color: Newspaper.

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