We’ll tell him it’s not really a nut after the party.

I think we can all agree that we’re all just squirrels trying to get a nut in this world, so who are we to belittle this little guy’s achievement? Yeah, sure, the coconut is actually a drupe and not a true nut, but that doesn’t make his accomplishment any less amazing. Imagine how hard those tiny little paws had to work to make that hole. Think about what lengths he had to go to nab a bendy straw for his little flag. Sit back and wonder for a moment about how awesome an adventure it must have been just to get that thing back to his tree home. Isn’t that enough?

Besides, I hear these tree rats make a killer Acorn Ale. As long as Mr. Squirrely McDoesn’t-Know-His-Nuts is buyin’, I ain’t complaining.

Wear this shirt: while filming your all-squirrel remake of Gilligan’s Island.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve ever stared deep into the beady eyes of those nasty creatures that make up the genus Sciurus and felt true fear.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s one small step for Squirrel, one giant ill-informed leap for squirrel-kind.”

We call this color: We Claim This Shirt In The Name Of Baby Blue

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