Console Wars

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

Style Tee

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Eeny, Meenie, Miney, No

1st place in Derby #280: Gamer Lifestyle, with 345 votes!

"Hey buddy, you know a lot about video games. Which console do you think I should buy?"

"Well, that depends. If you're a more serious gamer you probably want a PS3 or XBox 360, but the next-gen consoles are going to be coming out soon, so you'd be outmoding yourself if you got one of those."

"OK…Isn't the next-gen Nintendo out?"

"Yup, the Wii U. Are you eight years old?"

"No."

"Are you eighty years old?"

"No."

"Would you pay several hundred dollars for a machine that you will only use to play the newest Mario and Zelda titles?"

"No."

"Then don't get the Wii U."

"What about a PC? That way I could always be up to date."

"Sure. You could also waste away under the anxiety of dropping framerates every time a new title is released. Or you could buy a new console-priced video card every year."

"Jeez. You're making this all sound very unappealing."

"Listen, nobody said that trying to have fun was going to be fun."

Wear this shirt: while lecturing your nephews on the majesty of Tie Fighter.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're not ready to pledge your fealty to one console faction.

This shirt tells the world: "Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm a geek you will agree."

We call this color: The Future Is A Black Xbox

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 31.885s

First Sucker:: DannySaiz

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 31.885s

First Sucker:: DannySaiz

Last Wooter to Woot:: Joshyfresh

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

14% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
15% one year old
68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
7%	4%	2%	1%	1%	2%	4%	5%	7%	7%	7%	6%	5%	5%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
7%	5%	9%	6%	60%	7%	6%

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