Control Yourself

by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Grass

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I’ve Got That Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy Down In My Stick

Wouldn’t life be easier if it was more like Yars’ Revenge? If you were just a little pixel-based entity that you could steer through the tedium and angst of everyday living the same way you steered that Yar through the Qotile’s hail of missile fire? If you could just blast your way through life’s obstacles with a Zorlon Cannon? If you had a neutral zone to retreat to and get away from it all? Then again, if you were a Yar, you’d have seen your homeworld of Razak IV pulverized and all its inhabitants killed. Still, though.

This shirt was designed by: Adam Culbert aka Sam Brown dba explodingdog ftw.

Wear this shirt: if you’re into headgames.

Don’t wear this shirt: under a magenta sweater. That’d look pretty gaudy.

This shirt tells the world: “The only hand on my joystick is my own!”

We call this color: Some Funny Variation On “Grass” That We Haven’t Thought Of Yet.

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