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Corroborating Crow

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 30 - May 02
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Caw You Like Me Now?

4th place in Derby #166: Things That Start With the Letter C!

Don’t caw it a comeback. We were down. Way down. But we were never out. Just when you thought West Nile virus had finally made it possible for you to sleep in on Sundays, here we come, caaaw-caaaw-caaawing right outside your house first thing in the morning.

We drive you crazy. But you know you missed us. When you see those ominous black wings beating the air, when you notice how intelligently we work together to crack open a nut or figure out how to get into a trashcan, you’ll fear us. But you’ll also know all is right with the world.

Wear this shirt: even if it’s infected with West Nile virus. Crows can’t transmit the virus to humans directly.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your car breaks down in a bad part of town and you and your fiancee get attacked by thugs, unless you want to be consumed by an eternal quest for vengeance.

This shirt tells the world: “Evermore.”

We call this color: I Don’t Like The Way All Those Crows Are Gathering On The Asphalt Outside The Window.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
thegeneticist
Last Wooter to Woot:
aesnop

Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Corroborating Crow by kdeuce
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.