4th place in Derby #166: Things That Start With the Letter C!

Don’t caw it a comeback. We were down. Way down. But we were never out. Just when you thought West Nile virus had finally made it possible for you to sleep in on Sundays, here we come, caaaw-caaaw-caaawing right outside your house first thing in the morning.

We drive you crazy. But you know you missed us. When you see those ominous black wings beating the air, when you notice how intelligently we work together to crack open a nut or figure out how to get into a trashcan, you’ll fear us. But you’ll also know all is right with the world.

Wear this shirt: even if it’s infected with West Nile virus. Crows can’t transmit the virus to humans directly.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your car breaks down in a bad part of town and you and your fiancee get attacked by thugs, unless you want to be consumed by an eternal quest for vengeance.

This shirt tells the world: “Evermore.”

We call this color: I Don’t Like The Way All Those Crows Are Gathering On The Asphalt Outside The Window.

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