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Coughee

by Oliver Munday

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 26 - Jul 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

C8H10N4O2 + C10H14N2 = :)

See this is what I don’t get: it’s perfectly OK to walk around advertising totally addictive, murderous vices like coffee and cigarettes, and to make millions of dollars selling them with no regard for the lives destroyed along the way. But when a hardworking guy like me just wants to relax with a little pipeful of crystal meth, I have to skulk around like some kind of criminal. End the hypocrisy! Free the crank!

This shirt was designed by: Baltimore graphic-design guy Oliver Munday, who was born on a Tuesday, got wired on a Wednesday, lit up on a Thursday, got hooked on a Friday, and designed this shirt on a Saturday.

Wear this shirt: so you can just mutely point to your chest the next time you go into QuikTrip.

Don’t wear this shirt: very long. Someday soon, it’ll be illegal to even acknowledge that cigarettes exist.

This shirt tells the world: “I plan to be wide awake for every thrilling moment of my lung cancer.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Lung.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
HowardTheDuck
Last Wooter to Woot:
dlwilder

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Coughee by Oliver Munday
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.