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Cow Tipping

by Colin Lepper

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 25 - Oct 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Human Stomping

"Shhhh! You don't want it to hear us."

"I thought humans had poor hearing."

"They do, but our hooves make a racket on this wood flooring. Walk very carefully. The little one sleeps in here."

"Aw, we're doing it to the little one?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I dunno. They're kind of cute in a weird way.""If you say so. This is the door. Are you ready?"

"I think so, but I've never been human-stomping before. Do we just stomp on them on the floor and then leave?"

"No, no. They don't sleep on the floor, but on these raised 'beds'."

"Oh weird, OK."

"And the trick is to just stomp it as fast as you can, before it wakes up."

"Got it. Does it hurt them?"

"I don't think so, though I've never seen one get up afterwards. I think they just keep sleeping."

Wear this shirt: to give your tables the hint.

Don't wear this shirt: while cow tipping, or the quantum lattice will collapse.

This shirt tells the world: "That's gratuitous."

We call this color: in professional cow-tipping, the surface is never real grass.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.770s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
grandpabob60

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Cow Tipping by Colin Lepper
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.