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Cow Tipping

by Colin Lepper

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 29 - Mar 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 27
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Human Stomping

"Shhhh! You don't want it to hear us."

"I thought humans had poor hearing."

"They do, but our hooves make a racket on this wood flooring. Walk very carefully. The little one sleeps in here."

"Aw, we're doing it to the little one?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I dunno. They're kind of cute in a weird way.""If you say so. This is the door. Are you ready?"

"I think so, but I've never been human-stomping before. Do we just stomp on them on the floor and then leave?"

"No, no. They don't sleep on the floor, but on these raised 'beds'."

"Oh weird, OK."

"And the trick is to just stomp it as fast as you can, before it wakes up."

"Got it. Does it hurt them?"

"I don't think so, though I've never seen one get up afterwards. I think they just keep sleeping."

Wear this shirt: to give your tables the hint.

Don't wear this shirt: while cow tipping, or the quantum lattice will collapse.

This shirt tells the world: "That's gratuitous."

We call this color: in professional cow-tipping, the surface is never real grass.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.770s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Cow Tipping by Colin Lepper
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